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Brent Ozar Unlimited® Weekly Links, May 15th Edition
News flash: if you don't patch Windows, you'll have a bad day.
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How to Pronounce SQL

Determined by listening to experts say it. No, REAL experts.


PASS Summit Abstracts Open

If you've ever wanted to speak at PASS, session submissions are open. The one new requirement is that you need to have spoken at other user groups or SQLSaturdays at least 3 times.


What Network Admins Do

Explained with a user who can't get his pizza.


Internet of Elevators

Listen to elevator computers talking to each other around the world.


Career Advice

You're free do to whatever you want. Took me decades to figure that out.


Faster JSON Queries

They go faster with indexed computed columns.


Learning to Make Music

Ableton teaches you how in the browser.


How to Take Photos

Apple's videos show you how to use the iPhone better. Mix of technical and photo tips.


/r/RoastMe

Where people actually volunteer to be insulted.

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